The Quest of Regaining the Title of Superhero
Superman
and Batman were two superheroes who needed to redeem themselves. One
day Superman got in huge trouble for not saving the people of New York
City when the World Trade Centers fell. Superman was not able to stop
the planes from hitting the towers so the superhero god sentenced him to
a long and treacherous journey. Superman did not want to go on the
journey by himself, so he just gave up hope on becoming a superhero
again. Until one day Batman lost his superhero title for not helping the
people of Boston when the Boston Marathon bombing happened. He was
unable to detect the bombers before it happened, so the superhero god
also sentenced him to go on a long and treacherous journey.
This
brings us to the beginning of the story and a long journey. One day
Superman and Batman meet up in Boston and decided to try and regain
their title of superhero. Superman and Batman first went to a Boston Red
Sox game and hired David Ortiz, Red Sox designated hitter, to drive
them to Canada. Their journey was to travel to the Yukon territory in
Canada and get the superhero god his precious oil. His oil is so
important because he uses it to bless superheros before they begin their
life fighting crime. Once they got to Canada, Superman and Batman
persuaded David Ortiz to leave his car at the border and join their
quest for oil. Ortiz could not pass up such a great offer, so he agreed
and went along to take advice from the two.
This
journey through Canada can only be done on horseback or walking, so the
three adventurers went to try and buy three horses. The first place the
three men went to get horses was a saloon in the town of Red Oak. The
owner only had two horses, so he gave them to the three men and told
them to go through the Sherwood Forest and visit his friend for another
horse. When they got to the area they believed was Sherwood Forest, they
met a man who reminded them of Robin Hood. This man told them in order
to receive another horse, they must all shoot an arrow through a hole
one inch wide. The task was easy for Superman and Batman due to their
training to become a superhero. For Ortiz the task was very difficult,
he was so used to swinging a baseball bat that his archery skills were
very poor. He finally got the arrow through after three tries, so the
man gave them another horse and revealed his true identity, Robin Hood
and told them if they needed any help along they way he would help them.
After about three hundred miles of riding horses through the forests of
Canada, the trio of men saw that something large was blocking their
path. When they got within twenty feet of the object then it told them
to stop. When they stopped to find out what it was, Robin Hood came
running to the rescue and told them to turn around and find a different
path and that he would fight the bear, but they refused and stayed to
help if needed. Robin Hood had fought this bear many times before, his
name was Raeb, the master of all bears in Canada. Raeb was around one
thousand pounds and could kill any human with the swipe of his paw.
Robin knew the best way to get past the beast was to shot him in the
heart with an arrow to stun him long enough to get by him. Robin had
Ortiz use a tree branch and a black walnut to play baseball to distract
Raeb, this task was not easy but with an expert like Robin the job was
done in about three minutes. This task would have taken the three
amateurs at least a day to distract Raeb, to passed him. After the help
from Robin, he disappeared and they never saw him until they needed help
again.
The
three men went along on their journey, stopping every night to camp
under the stars and listen to wolves howling under moon light. Every
couple of days, the men would stop in a village and buy food supplies
for their next couple days of journey. On day eighty-five of their trip
they reached the place that the god of superhero’s explain to them as
the place of the precious oil. The only way they could get to the oil
was to pass by a vicious pack of wolves. This pack of wolves consisted
of around five hundred females and about two hundred alpha males. While
they were thinking of a plan to get to the oil, Robin Hood came to the
rescue again and fought off the male wolves one by one. The male wolves
could be fought off by using lilac saplings that have a poison in them
that works like an anesthetic that works for about three hours or less.
This task had to be done fast, so the wolves did not wake up while they
were receiving the oil. This was the best way to get past because once
the male is put to sleep, the females obey the person who has harmed the
males. After this Batman and Superman went to get the oil, they put it
in a fifty-five gallon drum. Then after the three adventurers got to
safety, Robin Hood left then for the final time and they never saw him
again.
This occurrence of finding the oil caused a large problem. They had to
take the drum of oil back with them and there was no way the horses
could carry it, so the fast thinking David Ortiz thought of an idea. His
idea was to call Jacoby Ellsbury, the Red Sox center fielder, and have
him fly his private jet to Canada and pick them up. The three men went
to the nearest town and called Jacoby, he said he would be there in no
time. He was right, with his super sonic jet he got there in one and a
half hours. Once the drum of oil was loaded on the jet they took of to
their destination, Boston. Once in Boston, Batman and Superman thanked
Ortiz for his help and told him they would repay him one day. Batman and
Superman took the oil to the superhero god, he was pleased with the job
they had done,so he gave both of them their title of superhero again.
From that day on Batman and Superman have been proudly serving Boston
and the rest of the world as they had before.
-Alex
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